This really cheered me up!

I got an email from my friend today which really made me laugh and cheered me up, so I thought that I would share the subject with you! It involves you having to follow a few instructions to discover your new name. Follow the instructions below to find out what your new name is and please post it for me to see too! Pretty please! Here goes ...........

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:

a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesey e = crusty
f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus
k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy
p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie
u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your NEW last name:

a = dippin b = feather c = batty d = burger e = chicken
f = barffy g = lizard h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey
k = flippin l =fricken m =bubble n = rhino o = potty
p = hamster q =buckle r = gizzard s =lickin t = snickle
u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter from your last name to determine the second half of your NEW last name:

a = butt b = boob c = face d = nose e = hump
f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker
k = head l =tush m =chunks n = dunkin o = brains
p = biscuit q =toes r = doodle s =fanny t = sniffer
u =sprinkles v = frack w = squirt x = humperdinck y = hiney
z = juice

Well, have you followed all of the instructions in the right order?

My new name is .......... wait for it ...............

dorfus chucklenose!

But what is yours?

Go on ....... post it below! Let me have a look ............